“The Psychopath’s Guide to Foreign Policy”

  1. Start a war to prevent a war.
  2. Sometimes you have to burn the field so no grass can grow.
  3. Attack is the best form of diplomacy.
  4. If you don’t control people, you’re their slave.
  5. Better to kill the innocent than risk them being guilty tomorrow.
  6. If the enemy doesn’t exist, create one so you have a reason.
  7. If there’s no reason, create an enemy.
  8. If you’re out of ideas, drop a bomb, clarity will follow.
  9. We destroyed their country so they wouldn’t have to suffer poverty in it anymore.
  10. Better to have a bomb and not use it than not have one and regret it, just like an umbrella.
  11. We bombed their schools so the children wouldn’t grow up to be terrorists.
  12. We have no evidence, but we have feelings. And they’re very good feelings.

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